Every time you masturbate, Satan gets a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, Satan gets a kitten.


 



I couldn't put it on a t-shirt if it wasn't true!

This is one of the most popular shirts I have. It always gets a lot of laughter.

Printed on White and Black with either Black and Red Ink or White and Black Ink respectively on a 100% Cotton T-shirt.

Only: $16.99



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